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Valentine's day

The worst day of the entire year to be single. Companies and the people around you will make you feel like shit to the point of drinking yourself to sleep.

single person: Oh fuck it's Valentine's day! Better stay inside where it's safe from judgement.

by Dubiks February 10, 2019

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Valentines Catastrophe

When you go on a date on valentines day and she talks about 50 times more than you, and talks about her uncle. In short it was a disaster of a night.

"Yeah you see that girl over there, I don't talk to her anymore because of the Valentines Catastrophe we had."

by Nard Dog bitch February 15, 2010

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Valentines Poetry

Poetry that you find or write your self for you loved one, NOT that which you hear on daytime T.V. and copy.

A Peice of Valentines Poetry found in a very old book of poetry by various poets.

Your body is my temple,
Your charecter my creed,
I will worship for enternity,
My conviction will never wane,
I love you. - Unknown

by AMX February 9, 2009

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Anti-Valentine's Day

A day when everyone laughs at those in love and celebrate the greatness of lonelines...
And of course steal people's Valentine's Day Candy.
Celebrated on February 14 every year.

ITS ANTI-VALENTINE'S DAY!!!
~steals candy from random people~

by Confuseded February 14, 2005

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Valentine's Day Porridge

Semen, ejaculate, jizzum, spooge, spunk, ceiling spackle, cum.

Come over here and get your Valentine's Day porridge, dear.

by Ezekial Dantes July 2, 2010

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Bullet for My Valentine

Great Metalcore band. Signed by Trustkill Records in the USA. Currently touring the US. Their lyrics do have an emo side. They however, are NOT emo. And the people who listen to them are definitely NOT emo. Go to their concert, look and see. I saw 1 fat goth guy. No emos. The rest were crazed highschool metalheads.

BFMV Fan: *listening to music*

Asshole: What ya listening to?

BFMV Fan: Bullet for My Valentine

Asshole: Go cut urself emo child.

BFMV Fan: *beats the living shit out of the asshole*

Asshole: *cries in corner*

BFMV Fan: Who's the emo now bitch!?

Asshole: *Takes a gun to his head*

by Metal Head 555, not 666 June 4, 2007

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bullet for my valentine

The coolest new heavy metal band from the UK set for world domination. after replacing their old monicker "Jeff Killed John", Matt (vocals/guitar), Padge (guitar), Jay (bass) and Moose (drums), signed with Sony through Visible Noise and released their mini-album "Hand of Blood". the Bridgend, south wales natives have been rewarded for their hard work with 2 top 40 singles and a top 30 album (The Poison), a kerrang! award for best british newcomer and a headlining slot on the kerrang! xxv tour in January. their album "The Poison" will be out in the USA early this year and they will tour the US with "It Dies Today".

to experience the majesty that is Bullet for my Valentine checkout their website www.bulletformyvalentine1.com or to listen to some of their songs go to
www.purevolume.co/bulletformyvalentine
and www.myspace.com/bulletformyvalentine

by amber_is_lost January 2, 2006

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