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When a man has his hand around your throat during sex, right where a necklace would be.
“Wear you like a necklace. I’m so chill but you make me jealous.” - So It Goes… by Taylor Swift
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When someone was born without one teste.. and has to get receive a plastic one.. the person will exclaim "o look.. a new tie i am wearing!"
William: look at the new tie i am wearing!
Joelle: ew... Is that plastic?
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2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat
When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)
Wtf? Is that a 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat?
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in "Ali," Giancarlo Esposito, playing Cassius Clay, Sr., refers to the Nation of Islam as a bunch of "bowtie-wearin', Arab-talkin' niggers"), as an expression of affection, as a joshing taunt, as a subversive appropriation.
Cassius Clay Sr.: Y-y-you what? Well, what's wrong with our name? My name? We-we made you.
Ali: Ain't nobody made me.
Clay Sr.: No bow tie wearing Arab-talkin' nigger gonna change that.
Ali: Ain't nobody in that ring but me. I made me.
Clay Sr.: You don't know who you are.
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Phrase used my Mr.T. Implying he's going to kick your ass. This just sounds better and suits him since he's always wearing 500.000.000$ worth of jewelry around his neck every time you see him.
Mr.T to bad guy "I'm gonna wear you like a necklace, foo'"
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Wear your Boyfriend’s hoodie on this day. It’s special!
“Hey did you know tomorrow is national wear your boyfriend’s hoodie day?”
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a) a synonym phrase for "there are two sides (or more) to every story"
b) (forensic/criminal investigations, often used sarcastically): if you can't see the evidence, it doesn't mean it doesn't or can't exist.
c) (legal system): assuming that the defendant is not so severely mentally ill that even medications won't help, there is/should be/must be a motive to every crime.
d) a phrase meaning, everybody involved in the judicial system has their own motivations for acting the way they do.
based on the definitions above, especially definition d) CNN features a show called Death Row Stories because some prosecutors still need to learn what the phrase men wear pants in the relationship, but women control the zipper means.