wee dave

wee dave is a small almost bald like creature who pisses itself all the time and is really abusive to women.it has been known to scavage for leftovers to feed its many offspring.

a wee dave be could living on my couch

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Wee poo

When you go to the toilet expecting to have a wee and before you know it you're having a poo too!!

"Sorry I took so long Sels I had a wee poo"

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ghost wee

When you swear you have to pee but you go to pee and get maybe a dribble then ten minutes later it feels like it again.

I can't stand it I was up three times last night with the ghost wee. Or Diana keeps heading to the bathroom probably has the ghost wee's. Everytime billie and I get shithoused she gets a case of ghost wee.

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eileen wee

noun -(/aɪˈli n/ eye-LEEN or /ˈaɪli n/ EYE-leen, wee. /wi /.)

state of being in denial, often at times confused, funny but awkward at the same time

"When i crack a joke in the new class, I'm always in eileen wee"

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arse wees

Excessively runny poo. Like peeing from the arse.

OMG, I have the worst case of arse wees, my arse is sooo sore! Must have been the chicken!

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wee-wow

The recurring shock of a repressed or nagging guilt, imagined or real.

The wee-wow of culpability for the car crash came back with a vengence when he saw the scar on his daughter's chin.

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Dairy Wee

The smegma/cheese like substance found at the base of the head of a penis. A result of a cronic disregard for personal hygene.

A corruption of the brand of processed cheese called Dairy Lee in the UK and, obviously, wee, a British euphemism for urine.

Extra cheese on your footlong, sir?

No I have more than enough Dairy Wee for all. Gracias.

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