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A quote from Cyanide and Happiness. Used twice.
Guy: "And thats how I lost all this weight" *chuckles*
Guy 2:I don't care *flys alway with an umbrella
Slogan people use to get overweight people to their website.
THE IMPOSSIBLE THAT FAT PEOPLE THINKHow to lose weight in 7 days without exercise or diet! IS POSSIBLE WHILE WE TRY TO GAIN WEIGHT
Machines used by women and men that are too afraid or misinformed to do an actual workout
I'm gonna go hit the calf raise and forearm weight machines even though I can barely do even a girl pushup.
is a plush that’s weighted n stuff
help im at a thing where i can make a weighted plush and my social anxiety is skyrocketing
another word for patience
hold weight for it.. dinner almost done
PUPPY-WEIGHT is a relatively new term used to describe the weight of a puppy on any sheet, comforter, quilt, towel, or other fabric. The exact puppy-weight can be calculated by multiplying every pound of the puppy’s actual weight by twenty-three. Add in 5 pounds for additional friction and there you have it. Puppy-weight.
Get this "dog" off my bed, his puppy-weight is killing my arm!
This dog your brought home with you, won't move off the bed, i had to drag him off the bed. His puppy-weight was incredible.