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Welcome mat

Someone that a cocky person thinks is there to back down and get walked on because their head and heart hardened while their ass is still soft.

The cocky guy/girl thought that he/she was tougher than the guy he/she thought was a welcome mat, and thought that the welcome mat would be outmachoed or outtoughed at everything in life.

by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021


Welcome Mat

Soul patch? I don’t Fucking think so. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the welcome mat. Only here may a voluptuous woman (or man) sit and receive the most welcoming of pleasure. Oral pleasure.

That dude has a sick welcome Matt.

Source: Esperanza

by That Fuhking guy August 14, 2022


Welcome Mat

Soul patch? I don’t Fucking think so. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the welcome mat. Only here may a voluptuous woman (or man) sit and receive the most welcoming of pleasure. Oral pleasure.

That dude has a sick welcome Matt.

Source: Esperanza

by That Fuhking guy August 14, 2022


A New Zealand Welcome

The national greeting in New Zealand that begins with beating your wife and ends with jacking off to Troon porn.

I give my wife a New Zealand Welcome every time dinner is late.

by snorts mcgee April 15, 2023