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(Noun):The act of one receiving an angry dragon and the receiver of the angry dragon blowing the load into another womans vagina by sneezing. Bisexuality is a required trait to perform this act.
Bill: Hey bruce you know samantha right?
Bruce: Yeah she's clean as a whistle.
Bill: Not anymore shes not.
Bruce: Why is that?
Bill: Because my girlfriend gave her a dirty whistle last night.
Bruce: HA! that's dirty.
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I kissed Carrie's lint whistle last night. Man was it sweet!
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A uber-potent drink made from the cheapest vodka, coffee liqueur, and irish cream you can find, topped off with way too much half and half (to cover the low-quality booze) and then shaken and served with ice. Not to be confused with a TGI Friday's mudslide.
Guy: I just horked my dutch whistles.
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A sexual fetish act in which the male takes a fatty turd into the woman's mouth and proceeds to fuck the mouth orufus, pushing the poo down the woman's esophagus. He will then shove his dick into her anus and pee while squeezing her tits very very hard. He will then cum in here eye and slap her tities and shit on them. Its cool.
Wow that bitch just got a The Whistling Walrus! I just creamed my pants!
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A bumpkin, with a one eyed prostitute, and an unfortunate fly. The johns mEmber is inserted in the prostitutes spare eye socket while she holds a fly in her mouth. at the end the prostitute snowballs the fly and ejaculate together.
That bar sucked, but the bathroom attendant gave a mean whistling spitfly.
Pretending to fit in by openly defying stereotype
Studies show African American Harvard students are seen as more equal and more accepted when noticed publicly whistling Vivaldi.
"I really like Minecraft, and I'm not just whistling Vivaldi".
An act of playing against assumed stereotype.
The hipster died his beard because he couldn't accept his age, but he was just whistling Vivaldi.