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The state John gets in when he has snuck off to the pub without Sues consent...
John snuck off to the boozer again, got white girl wasted. Sue gonna wreck him. At least he jackpotted the gambler though....
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This only affects upper-class Caucasian females. Girls afflicted with said syndrome are constantly trying to escape the fact that they are rich white girls. To seem more down to earth they try too hard to be artsy and/or outdoorsy. Despite the fact that their parents have paid their way through life, they still attempt to appear independent and free spirited. Commonly, a female affected by RWGS will force themselves into friendships with minorities or gays, as they think that this will make them out to have substance when they are actually shallower than a puddle in Arizona. Often times, the rich white girl will make her way into an art school, usually to major in fashion/design, however the acceptance into said art school is not due to her underwhelming artistic talent, but rather the span of her parents' wallet. They are commonly dressed with a style like that of a hipster. Though one may claim that she bought that sweater at Saver's, don't be fooled; she bought it for $50 at Urban Outfitters. These girls like to act as if they can party, but if they drink anything harder than a beer or do hard drugs then they'll be vomiting or passed out within the hour. Conversations with rich white girls will often revolve around them. Although they love to talk about life's hardships, the hardest part of their day is deciding which size coffee to get at Starbucks. Girls affected with RWGS are usually vegetarians and/or smokers. They are commonly referred to as yuppies.
Stanley: Who the fuck is that drunk bitch who decided to come on a camping trip whilst wearing a two-hundred dollar pair of shoes and a frilly lacy ass dress??
Marcus: Oh, that's Brittany. Don't mind her, she's just got Rich White Girl Syndrome. Not much of a conversationalist, but still hot as fuck. If she takes another sip out of that dumb ass floral flask in her leather satchel, I'm getting my dick wet tonight
Stanley: Whatever man, but she spilled beer in the tent. Mop it up so you don't get her, for whatever reason, perfectly done up hair any stickier. Who the FUCK does their hair to go camping, dude for real. I hate yuppies.
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When a male has sex with a Caucasian female in the vagina while getting drunk from a alcoholic beverage bottle lodged in her anus
"Dude I white girl wasted the bitch last night!"
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When am amazing white girl is duped into a relationship by an immature prick of a boy who then tries to chat up a work colleague by telling the colleague that the amazing white girl and him only went for drinks once and the girl fabricated a relationship and named it White girl syndrome even though hes white himself...
Girl: I thought you were seeing that amazing girl from our other office...??
Bellend of a bloke: Yeah, not really. We went out for drinks once and now she thinks we are in a relationship. She has white girl syndrome!! So can we fuck or what?
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When a white hoe has beat up air forces, preferably white ones.
Person1: Bro look at her shoes,
Person2: white girl air forces.
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The white girl shoulder dance is off beat to no matter what type of music (hip hop, rap, reggae, and even country).
Josh: Hey man I think I got shoulder checked by that girl in the club.
Oscar: No man, that's the white girl shoulder dance.
White girls who pay bills, give money to, provide housing for, and offer sexual loyalty to guys of other races with no relationship commitment from them in exchange for attention and sex. May or may not end up being a babymomma, which is irrelevant. Dumb white disease (otherwise known as DWD) usually continues until the white girl runs out of money and/or becomes a victim of physical violence at which point she may have a moment of enlightenment; however, many relapse into DWD again and continue the cycle.
Why is Kristy letting him move in with her when he doesn't even have a job and 2 babymommas? Girl I told you she's got dumb white girl disease (DWD).
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