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I hate to tell you "asshats" this, but Windows 98 is actually a 16 and 32-bit hybrid system. It's basically Windows 95 with IE integrated into explorer.
It crashes alot, because it's an operating system designed to run 32-bit applications, but still runs on a 16-bit subsystem, namely DOS.
Alot of instabilities, however, aren't the cause of 'Doze itself, and are usually IRQ conflicts and/or lame, fagass applications (read: AOL) being installed by the user.
Ted: What a cockup this Windows 98 is.
Bill: You try doing something better with reused code, assclown.
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Windows 98 - 32 bit code written for a 16 bit system with an 8 bit connection and a 4 bit processor by a 2 bit company who cannot stand 1 bit of competition
Windows 98 was Microsoft's abortion
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When you put plastic wrap on your girlfriends face and then shit on it.
My girlfriend wanted to try something new and kinky so we tried the Window To The World.
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crappiest windows OS ever created. even win98 was better. it wasnt ready when micro$hit released it. also it uses the crappyass fat32 file system rather than the sexy NTFS that NT/2K/XP use.
"damn i wish i had win2k or winxp... im stuck with this crappy winme... its so crashy im goin nuts!"
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The act of asking someone to do someone to do something over and over, until they agree. Microsoft has been known to 'Windows 10' its customers.
Bob: Will you go out with me, please?
Robetta: For the 100th time, no. Don't Windows 10 me.
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A seriously stable operating system. The only reason it would crash, is if you dont know how to properly install new hardware, you built a computer yourself, but you mixed incompatible parts, or you have shitloads viruses and spyware, or because you were a jackass and messed with a program in a way it shouldnt be messed with.
Thankfully, you can turn off error reporting.
The average user: I have windows XP. Yes. Good.
Mac user: cool.
Linux user: Yeah..i'm hungry.
Linux fanboy: Wtf!! y would use dat piece of sh1t! j00 are a st00p1d N00b. It crfrashedc in like...2 minutes.
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1) The next Windows Vista
2) Windows Phone 7 for computers.
3) Microsoft's next operating system that should run on desktops or tablets. It will have 2 different interfaces. Neither interface will run apps compatible with the other interface, and will ultimately lead into a huge failure.
4) 15+ gigabytes of code for what Linux could have done with 4-5 gigabytes.
p1: Hey, I love Windows 8. It looks just like windows should have been in 2007. And it will run on tablets.
p2: YEAH RIGHT. You know it's just a phone OS for desktop right?
p1: Really? But it will have a new interface and new apps store and everything.
p2: But the new interface won't run your old apps, and the app store will be more bolted down that Apple's app store.
Dumbass.
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