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Wine Cellar

What you don't want a walrus to get into. They become Drunk.

NO, WHY DID YOU LET THAT WALRUS IN THAT WINE CELLAR?!?!?! ITS A Drunk Walrus NOW! >:(

by CharjabugGD March 8, 2017

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tap wine

This is what you get from turning tap water into wine.

Jesus was caught doing that and selling tap wine to people. This is believed to be what lead to his crucifixion.

Firas Zeineddine hosting a kick-ass party

Sexy Girl: Firas, we are out of wine!!!!

Firas: No worries. Why don't I show you how to prepare tap wine and you show me how you work it out in return wink

Sexy Girl: Meow

by zizo2xo November 5, 2011

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go a wine a

To enjoy the consumption of wine. This may sometimes include alcoholic beverages other than wine.

Phrase etymolgy: derives from the popular 2006 film "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan". Now heard more frequently in London after a 2007 comedy sketch by Jack Dee.

"Shall we go a wine a?"

"I like to go a wine a."

"I've such a hangover from last night because I go a wine a."

by Fat_Jerry July 11, 2008

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Chocolate wine

The act of consuming discharge following anal intercourse.

Oh Honey, your chocolate wine tastes heavenly!

by Lover Blubber July 3, 2010

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Muscadime Wine

A Southern wine usually home made. Found at Bonfires and field parties in the southern states. Favored drink among GRITS. Made from a rich grape called muscadime.

Those GRITS love muscadime wine more than country music.

by GirlRaisedInTheSouth June 29, 2011

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WINE and DINE

stupid ass phrase used by Georgian ex-Air Force reserve mofo's in an attempt to make you think they want to treat you like royalty in exchange for some homosaix taiim.

Bouy, Imma' wine and dine you this faiin evening.

by Babdag July 29, 2003

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Wine and dine

To drink red (or white) wine with a girl and then eat her out. Great way to earn a killer blowjob another night or have her tell the town you're all types of man. Sex is a possible outcome.

"Jake wine and dined Giovanna, apparently he had her legs shaking like a dog during a belly rub, I wish he would pay attention to me" said Sheila, who dreamt of stroking Jake's long hard rod with her tongue later that night, hoping that she could be next in line to be wined and dined upon.

by Timmyismyeviltwin March 8, 2018

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