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Sucking a dick so hard the semen comes out.
"I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose Taylor Swift!"
"Yeah, I gave a huge blowjob to a monkey. His semen came right out of his wee-wee!"
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A saying which translates to "the amount of times you masturbate should be inversely proportional to the amount of people in your house"
Person 1: "Bro I'm horny as hell and I need to release some stress but people keep calling me and entering my room"
Person 2: "Remember, the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand"
Person 1: "You're right, I should go somewhere else"
A discord moderator with no opinion.
You have been deemed a "captain pirate hose" following your recent poor choices in opinions.
when you're pissing with a boner.
bruh, this morning I had a huge Fire hose, my piss got all over the john.
Piss Shit toilet
When a firefighter is so tired of dragging hose he has to be dragged instead, due to lack of sleep from working another 48 hour shift.
Yo dude you look like you got hose dragged after that fire. You good man?
When a female proceeds to turn of a garden hose, then grabs the hose while its on and move it up and down her pussy .
Man that Kinky Garden Hose felt so good.
A section of garden hose left in the front yard for recreational marijuana users to create improvised water pipes and to protect other garden hoses on the property from being vandalised.
I was so sick of those bloody pot heads cutting up my hose to make their bongs. But this hasn't been a problem since I put a decoy hose on the front lawn.