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When a person gives you a blowjob and you constantly feel their hard mouthstones against your meat
Tom: She was giving teeth the whole time she blew me, it was terrible!
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The horrible set of protruding discoloured teeth that enable pommy's to talk with that ridiculous accent.
The Queen is the biggest geezer teeth of them all.
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Jerking off while you’re brushing your teeth
“You’re telling me you haven’t mastered the jerk teeth?”
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Horrible teeth owned by the lowest of the low.
Dentist says: damn this guy got British teeth
Patient says: oh shit
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When you get cum stuck in your teeth and you try to get it out with a toothpick
now i can eat again after went teeth scraping
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When a girl is giving you a blowjob and she starts getting hella toothy.
Friend 1: " Yo homie how did last nite go with your girl?"
Friend 2:" She was givin me a blow job and all of a sudden she started goin all gator teeth on me! It hurt like a skazz and i sweat at one point the bit the tip yo!"
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Exclamation uttered by an individual witnessing something truly awe-inspiring and breath-taking yet ultimately comical and downright ludicrous. Invented at Bredbury Comprehensive School (see Werneth High School) in the autumn of 1988 when 1st year students came into contact with Dave Preston and his monolithic incisors.
Preston's leviathanic gnashers were so much admired by his fellow peers that anything as ground-breakingly ridiculous as them would be saluted with the mixed oath "Hell's teeth" in respect for the goofy fucker's handicap.
"Have you seen Jordan and Peter's kids? They look like a mad scientist's beauty pageant experiment gone wrong. Hell's teeth."
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