Wit-Woo

The art of wooing a woman with your wit.

"When dating, women always say that a sense of humor is important in a man. If that's true, then you need to wit-woo"

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Fuck wit it

"fuck wit it" is most often used when your about to do something hard or challenging.

"Bet you can't make a half court shot"
"fuck wit it"

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Jehovah's Witness

They basically solicit their faith. Such a sad religion, not believing in birthdays and all. Once you open the door to hear why your going to hell in 2671979936543 different ways, they won't stop. Try to shut the door, they'll hold it open with the convenient Holy Bible door stop.

"Hello, would you like to hear how your going to hell? Also, please read this pamphlet intitled: "101 Reasons Why Your Wrong."

"No thanks." *attempts to shut door*

"Wait!" *wedges bible between door* Please just read this!"

*Jehovah's Witness comes back during inconvenient times*

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Jehovah's Witnesses

1) People who reject the world and refuse to just get along with everyone else

2) CPS's worst nightmare

3) The biggest media nazis in the world

4) One reason not to own a home

1) Zeke: Oh wassap! Ay man, u wanna come to mah house dis weekend? We gonna go help rebuild the mosque downtown.

Victor: GUH!! HOW DARE YOU HELP OTHER RELIGIONS!

2) Operator: 911 whats your emergency?

Caller: Um yes hello?! I found this kid all beaten and bruised and and theres something taped to his back that says "you have been banished by the elders"

Operator: Probably another Jehovah's Witnesses, we will be over there right away.

3) Trey: Hey dude, you seen Devon anywhere?

Josh: I hear he got his eyes gouged out by his parents for watching Spongebob Squarepants

4) Nate: daddy there's a man with a bunch of little books outside

Chris: Shit. Nate, get the shotgun.

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bare witness

no hair between ur knob

that Matt had bare witness

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Jehovah's Witnesses

Jehovah's Witnesses are normal people who follow the teachings of Jehovah and The Watchtower. It's not the religion people find hard to understand, it's just annoying that they believe everyone should become Witnesses like them.

JW: Would you like to join us for prayer this evening at the Kingdom Hall?

Guy: How about noooo!

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[Jahovas Witness]

The sexiest people ever, that come to your house. They wear white robes, and carry spears. They take children away from their families. <3

The Jahovas Witness's are going to stick a spear through your throat and smother you in their white robes.

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