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The proper response when someone asks you a question you neither know the answer to nor care about.
37-year-old girlfriend of 6 years: “No seriously, where do you think this relationship is going?”
Me: “Ugh. How would I care?”
You wish a female would try you on a Wednesday afternoon.
Tommy: that girl talkin Hot shit on yo name , she said she can take that nigha right up off you
😹Keisha: that Ho ain finna take shi, today ain the day, oml today is national I wish a bitch would Wednesday !! 👎🏽
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A mental CELEBUFIGHT that a BLACK guy has a crush on ANAL ALAN
An ERECTION of TERRORISM by a bitch celebrity who the BUILDING CONTRACTORS at the LINQ hates.
I like you BUTT I can't love you , until you do me this favor WOULD you take the chains off of WOODY as this guy is plain just very DRAMITACALLY INTELLIGENT and frankly a PHENOMENAL RARITY but this worship of yours has gone to monstrous of GAGA to the point you are inflicted with WOULD GAGA SCHIZOPHRENIA for "FOR REAL"and for this very reason.
First of all you have no idea how SELF-CENTERED LADY GAGA is and second of all how TRULY DANGEROUS she is when she calls all her fans "LITTLE MONSTERS" as if you direct her real name besides her GEORGIA STATE ABBREVIATIION stage name and watch and learn. THIS is the cause of your WOULD GAGA SCHIZOPHRENIA as it works like this STEPHANIE JOANNE ANGELINA GERMONOTTA as STEPHANIE is a major street in HENDERSON NEVADA where CELINE MARIE CLAUDETTE DION makes her home where the killer of MATTHEW SHEPARD was RUSSEL HENDERSON two streets in HENDERSON NEVADA and also in LAS VEGAS is RUSSEL. The next thing is JOANNE is a song sung by MICHAEL NESMITH who was once in the group the MONKEES on COLGEMS RECORDS ,(MANDALAY BAY TERRORISM) - ME AND MY MONKEY , in her name compounded as ANGELINA as the song also named ANGEL sung by ROBBIE WILLIAMS like the former and finally GET AIDS or any DISEASE or have the SELFISH GENE as be a cold blooded MURDERER as that is what GERMONOTTA. FINALLY, GAGA, SWEET BLINDNESS....RADIOACTIVE DANGER DANGER...REAL DRAGONS
The “would-u” is a fraction of one….
The “would-u” is an edible entity,
The “would-u” is part of an ancient English social activity (well, of a sort!)
The “would-u” is the last piece of food on the plate.
Take a group of English individuals in a social setting;
apply a selection of nibbles on a plate, and watch each and every morsel (but one) be devoured.
Yes, all but one…
As the nibbles gets less and less, there will be only one left.
At this point it becomes something more than its parts – it becomes the “would-u”.
As the “would-u” it seems to gain some magic kudos… It NEVER gets eaten… (well, in its entirety… anyway).
It may get broken in half, but still it is a “would-u”.
It may get its topping removed, but it is still a “would-u”.
It may end up being half of a half of a half, but still as a former shadow of what it and its fellow nibbles were, still the “would-u” remains…
I’ve got a neighbor from Indiana state that moved in next door. They have no children. They don’t wish to help me with anything. The wife is an selfish arrogant bitch and a fat cow. I’m a 16th generation Cajun man. I wish all of these douchebag transplants would just get the fuck out. They’re not from Louisiana and they aren’t even Catholic, wtf are they even doing here.
Don’t you wish your neighbors would just move out
”How are you doing?“
If I was any better I would be left handed and fishing
My boyfriend texted me this after i told him to not skip meals what the hell does it mean
Ye boi: what does i would eat all your meals mean?
The world: the world may never know