yard pig

Prostitute found at truck stops

I just dropped off a yard pig that hitch a ride with me from Texas.

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Yard Sale

This is a prank where you drive around town and pick up all the free stuff people leave on the side of the road. You then take this crap, pack it up in a truck, and then throw it on another lawn.. Then you put a 'yard sale' sign on their lawn, and as you drive away you scream YARD SALE!!!!!!!!!

P-Niz: Hey Trackus, you know what was fun?
Trackus: Nope..
P-Niz: When we dumped all that crap on that bitches lawn
Trackus: Oh Yeah! we totally got her with the Yard sale

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jarvs yard

da scene of da greatst house party eva evrey1 got fukd evreythin got wreckd da party started at 7pm n went on till 5am madest rave n smoke up eva different music in evrey room

Jarvs party da best party eva

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Yard out

v.: to dismantle or otherwise redistribute the composite parts of a whole, as with an automobile, motorcycle, or computer system, according to the respective practical or monetary value of each.

n./adj.: used to denote or describe an item whose original purpose or function as a whole is no longer viable, but whose constituent parts retain some individual practical or monetary value, as with a "yard out" motorcycle (often hyphenated: "yard-out"), also called a "parts machine".

Context: The parting out of automobiles, motorcycles, electronic computer systems, industrial and agricultural machinery, electrical appliances, medical apparatuses, nautical and aeronautical equipment and other mechanical devices and instrumentation is done as an economical and, incidentally, ecological means of recycling (see recycle) and reusing various components that may otherwise be more expensive or difficult to obtain.

See also: part out; part it out; dismantle; parts queen, junk wagon.

"Patrick had me yard out a Zenith carburetor from a Triumph Tigress as the British were up to no good."

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Yard Boys

A Street Gangs IN Albany, NY known for feuding with the Jingle Junkies

"Yo, dat guys a fuckin Yard Boy, kill him!!!"

"Yard Boys foreva!"

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yard ape

1. Inbreed white "trash" species of the human race, not specifically human that sit in lawn chairs outside their trailer homes with no more then 3 teeth in their mouth and drink Budweisers in Coozies.

I don't like going through Park Place trailer park. All those yard apes stare at me all jealous like.

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Dick-In-The-Yard

To be so completely wasted that you end up the next morning face down with your dick in the yard.

Guy 1: Man, I wasn't THAT zooted.
Guy 2: Dude, you were so dick-in-the-yard that we had to drag you back to your dorm.

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