smell my cheese

Term coined by the legendary Alan Partridge. Can be taken literally or used as a fierce insult.

"D'ya want some cheese?... have some cheese.... Smell my cheese ya mother..." <whilst thrusting a slab of cheese under the nose of the director general of the BBC, Tony Hayers>.

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Cheese Grater

A device used to remove pubic hair.

Jake: "Horde have our flag, damnit... I'm gonna get it back. Wanna help?"
David: "WHAT?! You're gonna SHAVE your BALLS with a CHEESE GRATER?! LOL!"

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Booty Cream Cheese

Booty Cream Cheese is a thick but creamy substance that can sometimes come out of your rectal cavity without you even knowing, Most people don't even know what Booty Cream Cheese is but im hear to spread the word of Booty Cream Cheese

When Johnathan got some he saw some Booty Cream Cheese in his underwear

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Bolivian Cheese Grater

When a guy is getting head and is about to cum, the girl then proceeds to bite a shred of foreskin from the shaft then shakes like a dog.

Dude my girlfriend gave me a Bolivian cheese grater and my foreskin won't grow back.

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grilled cheese

really really good sex

last night i had some grilled cheese

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Cottage Cheese Ass

A person with an ass so cellulite ridden, that the ripples of fat resemble curds of Cottage cheese. An extremely flabby ass.

I thought Sarah had a banging booty, but when I finally got her naked, I realized that she had a Cottage Cheese Ass.

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Dick Cheese

Otherwise known as sperm, skeet, jizz, and/or spooge.

I shot my dick cheese all over Kyle's mom.

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