Mexican Paint Job

An accidental sex move caused by pulling out too late, due to pleasure, where you ejaculate inside of the vagina and outside on her pubic area creating a "cream on the inside and the outside" paint job.

Man, I was having the best sex of my life and didn't calculate the correct time to pull out giving her the good ol' Mexican Paint Job. Now I'm worried of having a lil kid.

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Hand job ball

A legendry game created in the 6th form common room of The Cherwell School. Founded by Dave C, Tom H, Jamie H and Luke G. A high octane game which involves hitting a ball of rolled up paper coated in Surridge Selotape, the aim is to keep it above ground level is the main goal. There are many foul plays such as Sharky (el sharkó) however these can be solved by a GaY Off or 2 Men in contention let play. If you lose ur clapped out, if they start clapping, u leave. Each contestant has 3 lives and 3 touches. There are however many other variations. With equally high octane. Past champions have been all creators as well as Rupesh P, Wathanga W, John S. The legendary players are ofcourse Andre the failure and the only succesful female Harriet G.

Hand Job Ball...Life count...touches...play

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Mafia Hand Job

The act of using a carp to pleasure the male sexual equipment. The experience is further heightened by the use of 'dirty talk' such as: "I'm gonna make you sleep wit da fishes" and "Your cock gonna spray like my mamma's dinga-magoo"

Can I have that large carp over there please? I'm going to give my boyfriend a Mafia Hand Job

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rim job

a form of oral sex that one licks in and around the other ones ass hole

ewww! Your fucking gross you gave here a rim job.

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Australian basket job

The same as a Chinese basket job, but with a sheep instead,
mate.

He's the love child of an australian basket job.

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job stain

job stain- people who are small wioth a large afro and a large penis. the name job comes from the fact alot of men on the job look like this, and stain comes from the fact they are dameging the eyes of socity.

he man look at that job stain

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throw job

a kinky sexual activity where one is sucking ones dick, causing one to gag and vomit. instead of throwing up on the dick, one will throw up in the other person’s mouth.

“Hey! did you hear Kelly gave Mike a throw job?”
“Oh my god! that’s so kinky!!”

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