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A clear fluid that should be tequila but you have assholes for friends that water it down so it freezes.
They gave me some of that Mexican moonshine. I have more alcohol spewing from my pores, bro.
After a woman performes a Dirty Sanchez on a male, the same male then takes his index finger and gets as much of the feces on his finger as possible with one swift swipe of the finger and then in one calm and quick movement puts that same finger into the girls anus as he does her from behind.
Instead of keeping it simple, Brad tried to impress Stacy with how quickly he could transition from a Dirty Sanchez to a Mexican Stingray. Stacy was very surprised.
When someone eats Mexican food or anything spicy that gives them really bad diarrhoea that is uncontrollable
Mark: oh no mate never guess what
Darrel : what mate
Mark: just left Lisa a Mexican mess she won't be happy
Darrel: oh no maybe curry for the first date wasn't a great idea
The condition arising from doggy style sex with a Hispanic girl during which the sweat drips off her asscrack onto a man's dong, thus making his dick smell like absolute shit.
She was a fun fuck, but she totally gave me a Mexican Bratwurst. I made that bitch lick it clean afterwards. Hold the relish.
Putting potato chips on a sandwich.
Hey put some potato chips on your sandwich it’s great. You mean Mexican lettuce?
When you are too cheap to buy actual photoshop, you install GIMP (GNU Image Manipulation Program).
Hey man, this mac doesn't have anything to edit photos. I'm going to install mexican photoshop.
shitting in a roll away bed then folding it back up and leaving it for an unsuspecting guest
we were staying at maurice's but when we went to sleep there was a mexican trunk waffle left behind so we just slept on the couch.