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Festival rules are called by a couple BEFORE arriving at any large public gathering (concert, music festival, sporting event, etc.) Both must agree that Festival rules apply. Once agreed, the first person to see someone they know must call them by name and get a mutual acknowledgement that you do, in fact, know each other. You MUST know the person's name, and they must know yours. If you are the first to win, you get to name your prize, usually your favorite sexual position or favor.
A couple agrees to Festival Rules on the way to state fair. At the fair he sees an old friend and calls her name. The friend acknowledges him. He wins sexual favor for the evening.
The Ranga Rule: The rule that states a person that’s naturally a redhead or has ranga hair is either a 1/10 or a 10/10
Guy 1: yo I met this ranga chick at the park today
Guy 2: where does she sit in the ranga rule tho?
when the government makes you suffer in some way for bad ruminations for another person.
The golden rule gadget put most valedictorians in the middle class.
The unspoken rule amongst guys that when needed your wingman will jump on the grenade and take one for the team.
Guy one: c’mon man, I know she’s fat but her friend is hot and she’s into me.
Guy two: are you invoking the Patton Rule?
Guy one: if you take that grenade I’ll owe you big time.
When you’re with friends and you’re on your phone. You make them feel that they are boring or you don’t wanna be around them.
When you’re with your friends or someone you like don’t be on your phone when around them. Give them attention and don’t make them feel awkward.
You didn’t follow the phone rule and make them feel bad.
Sandwiches always taste better when made by someone else.
Nico: It's only turkey and cheese, but this sandwich tastes great.
Tom Hanks: It's the Sandwich Rule, and your welcome.
When you’re at an arena or large events and your sprint service doesn’t work.
I can’t send any snaps or texts man. Sprint arena rule sucks