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to not know anything about anything
to "not hold two shits to a candlestick" is to think you know something but really know nothing
Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment
The best vegan and gluten free cake business you will ever find. They so dope.
They are made with squeaky clean and nourishing ingredients, they look 🔥 and give back 10% of every order to charity. Wow #need.
Bestie, I’m so addicted to Take Two LA cakes. Have you tried?
I am so bummed I finished my last slice of Take Two LA cake.
How many points Ronan often gets per player in fantasy football each week
Look, Ronan just got ones and twos again.
A high 2 is when you and one of the b's share and bonding moment and bang the same willing- and quite frankly, generous-female, but you both hit it from the bottom holes and your nuts touch each other in a way such as a high five.
A real bonding moment and quite frankly gross and the same time. You will never share a moment to bond to each other equal to it
Me and my mate were both banging a total 10 and hit her up with a high two!
When having sex (or making out) the two tap rule is a non-verbal way of communicating you are not comfortable with/don't like something your partner is doing. The two taps will let the partner know to stop, and go back to something you like.
Using the two tap rule- If you're partner puts their hands somewhere unwanted tap them twice on the shoulder so they know to move them.
The follow on of the "One Armer". As with the one armer you wake up next to an unattractive girl and would rather chew your own arm off than wake her - With the Two Armer you chew your other arm off to make sure it never happens again.
Boi, that girl last night was a bushpig!!....a proper Two Armer!!