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After being rejected sexual release from your parter, you wait for them to fall asleep, elavate to your haunches and stroke your donger until you are ready to ejaculate.... at that moment you slap them in the forehead and yell "surprise" as you paint your load across their unsuspecting face.
Jim " so did you get laid last night?"
Dale " no but when she fell asleep I gave her the ol' "Okeana surprise party" and then wiped my dick off on the curtains"
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Techno Dance Party (or TDP) was coined by the coolest soccer team ever known to man kind. TDP's originally consisted of jamming to techno on the school buses after games, terrifying motorists in the process. This then leaked to outsiders. Shirts are optional during TDP's.
Dude 1 "Hey Broski I got some new Basshunter"
Dude 2 "Techno Dance Party?"
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A very daring sex move; occurs when a male receives oral sex and fails to notify his partner of his impending orgasm, during the course of his shenanigans, the male discretely pulls out a happy birthday hat, confetti, and noisemaker. At climax the male then proceeds to blow into the noisemaker, aim his load on his partner's face, yell surprise and throw the confetti in the air. You get extra points if you get the confetti to stay on your partner's face with your splooge glue.
The other day while Joe and I were ramming I got a Surprise Birthday Party !
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A party where everyone only wears a t-shirt. No pants, no underwear, no socks...just a shirt. You could add to this and drink out of a 'Hunny' jar all night.
That Winnie the Pooh party last night was so liberating!
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Similar to 'Thats what she said' but more sophisticated grown up, party slang. Used especially when alcoholic beverages are involved and they are disguised in red party cups.
*Party going on*
Sara: "...so then Ashliegh said to him, THATS TOO BIG!"
All: "woah! thats too big...IN A RED PARTY CUP!"
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A bullshit law/ticket made up for police to hand out to anybody that is at a party considered to be a "nuisance", primarily in college towns. It takes money from college students, who don't have money anyways, so that the police can meet their quota.
In Big Rapids, MI, over 75 people recieved an "attending a nuisance party" ticket at 409 Michigan. It cost $115!
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When you turn the lights of,
Everyone gets naked, and Dances to waaaaaay to loud techno,
and you never know who's feeling you
"Man I had the craziest Sexy Dance Party Last night"
"Someone stuck a bottle up my vag at that Sexy Dance Party"
"SEXY DANCE PARTY WOOOT!!!"
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