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A taco stand is any place females are known to congregate at or frequent so much that the female to male ratio becomes the opposite of a sausage party. Boutiques, hair salons, fabric stores, etc. are very apt examples of a taco stand.
My girl wanted me to go with her while she had her nails done but I always think she's trying to catch me looking at other women when she drags me along to a taco stand.
A "Jeff Taco" Is usually very bad at grand theft auto they have small pens.
when you perform a steaming carl in the midst of the stomach flu...
Man, she wanted the steaming carl but when it came out, yup, taco steamer, all liquid.
When a woman queefs under the blanket, then puts the blanket over someone's head.
Kind of like a "dutch oven".
She gave me a taco teepee last night, it was fowl.
When a woman queefs under the blanket and puts it over your head.
Much like a "dutch oven".
She gave me a taco teepee last night and it was gross.
After drinking all night and eating the last resort food because nothing is open at 2 am you wake up shiting so bad your ass hole has the taco spits
I drank so much and and some nasty food I woke up with the taco spits
Like blow job for a guy. When you are going down on your chic and eating her out. She's enjoying it so much that she screams "fuck baby give me more of that taco job!!!!"
Her: "Baby you know what I want today?"
Me: "I know what you want baby gurl. You want me to do that taco job again like last night?! Fuck! My mouth almost got a cramp from that!"