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A self-preservation tool that prevents a person being affected by douchebags and douchery
That douchebag's actions just broke through my douche dam and drowned me in abject douchery!
someone who "moves douch" or pulls a "douch move"... in other words someone that fucked up bad or made an ass out of themselves.
Andrew's such a douch mover, he totally kissed my girlfriend at the party last night.
What a douch mover!
What a wife calls her husband immediately following a phone call during which at least 2 crude dad jokes involving gender stereotypes were used
Yeah that was my husband, the inane douche, who described me as the dishwater and implied my mouth should not be used for talking so much.
A cleansing period precipitated by a prolonged exposure to male ideologies and practices.
Betty: "Geez, after spending the weekend with my brother and his idiotic friends I could really use a man douche!"
Veronica: "I hear ya sister! After I broke up with my boyfriend I needed a month-long man douche!"
When a standard sized vehicle passes another vehicle on the right or when I semi truck passes another vehicle on either side.
Wow that Camry just douched me on the right when I was going five over the speed limit in the passing lane.
When a woman has her period and her man won’t fuck her but she knows she’s on her last day and just needs cleaned out. So she lies to him and gets cleaned out out by a solid pumping and some jizz.
Needed to clean my bloody lady pipes so I lied to Matt so he would fuck me, I got that tricky dick douche.
The acts a douche bag performs.
A: Dude, Tyler is such a douche bag. Ask him what he's doing later.
B: Hey Tyler! What douche-baggery are you up to later today?