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I got arrested for demonstrating the heskey rule in public.
A rule for daily living: "There's (A)lways (S)ome (A)sshole..."
Alice: We got all the pages set up on the wiki, but somebody from procurement logged in and replaced them all with penis images.
Betty: A-S-A rule.
A new rule stating "If it exists there is inflation art of it" no exceptions. This rule can be used in many inflation scenarios including but not limited to: Body inflation, Blueberry Inflation, Head Inflation, and many more. This also means if there is not any inflation art to a certain fandom or IP there will be.
"Bro why the hell is there Sonic inflation porn?"
"Oh you mean Rule 91?"
Creeper rule applies to age gap in dating and can be applied from teenagers to senior citizens. It’s a gauge to the the appropriate age of someone younger than you that you can date. The rule states that you cannot pursue anyone younger than 1/2 your age + 7 years. For example for a 30 year old it is not appropriate for them to pursue anyone younger than 22 years old… 30/2=15. 15+7=22.
Tom: hey that girl over there’s pretty cute
Jerry: Tom you’re 40, she’s 22, creeper rule… you can’t pursue anyone younger than 27.
Tom: aww shucks.
A TV viewing audience is not your mother, so if you're a reporter on the news, why don't you tell your mother which businesses and people broke the stupid fuckin coronavirus rules?
Reporter- He/she/they broke the mask rules and my mommy is not the governor.
Authority figure (governor)- We will make sure they get punished, don't worry baby.
You are not aloud to have sex with a fourteen year old girl if you’re a fourty year old man
The Phantom rule is based of the movie The Phantom of the Opera
If it exists there's an silly goober verison of it
1:Guys why is there an werid verison of Minecraft called "goobercraft"?
2:RULE 9000000000!