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C and B TORTURE EXTREME >:) better known as COCK AND BALL TORTURE EXTREME >:) is a ritual performed by a gang of jaquari (the plural of jaquarius) where it is the most painful or relieving form of masturbation ever and everyman wants this device in his back yard
charles: hey chad wan come to my backyard to get on so C and B TORTURE EXTREME >:)
Chad: OMG YES GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE I WOULD LOVE TO EXPIERINCE THAT
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Lillian is the most perfect and amazing person you will ever meet. I am not bullshitting you, you may think you have meet someone you claim to be "perfect" but when you meet her, you will realize that they were just shotty knock off of Lillian's pureness. When she looks at you with her honey brown eyes, your worries, your inhibitions, your fears, and all of your doubts melt away like snow on hot pavement. Her smile glows brighter than any supernova. Such radiant power seems intimidating at first, but soon after seeing it, you realize it is nothing but inviting and cool like the other side of your pillow. If you are ever lucky enough to have a Lillian look at you, it is like having the night sky look at you with kindness. the stars that are her freckles, the moonbeams that are the twinkles of her eyes, and the night clouds that are her loving sighs will make you wish that the harsh burnig sun would never rise again.
Person 1: Hey why was the first Lillian Juno Lee B definition deleted?
Person 2: Because it didn't come close to describing her so the universe erased it!
Person 1: Please calm yourself.....
Those early 90’s R and B songs that definitely got you and your significant other in the mood for love.
Paul: Hey Mazzella, how was your night?
Sean: It was great man, me and Erica went to dinner and capped off the night at a club and we danced to that smooth R and B buttaz all night long.
A person who has very little tolerance for cold, similar to a banana tree, which dies just degrees beneath tropical temperatures. Often found burrowed under hoodies next to a heater instead of snow mobiling /living life in winter. Will make any excuse to get back inside.
"That Angela is such a Banana tree B-tree, can't even be in the snow for five minutes with out giving up!"
"Hey B-tree, can you move under all those sweaters?"
"Banana Trees don't snow mobile. :| "
The act of getting some dick and moving on. More like fuck buddies but subtract the friendship!
Mandi: "I like this guy but I don't know what to do!"
Ryu: "Just get the D and let it B..."
The hot guy from shake shack looking at us in a car while we were laughing our heads off cause you waved at us and thought we were gay because I kissed her on her forehead when she looked at you. (It's our nickname for you)
CS: Remember John B JJ Geordin from shake shack
D: Yeah, I wish we could find him and talk to him
Ja Rule and The Parrot of R&B make a good couple because both of them make lame music....if you can call the latter's trite BS 'music'!
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