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When someone shits in your mouth and you swallow it, and it's so gross that you throw up all over their asshole, then you lick the vomit off their asshole.
Last night I gave her the ol' Chocolate Smoothie.
The title one is bestowed when he performs anal sex on an extremely obese woman. The woman is often immobile, or a few Taco Bell party packs away from being immobile. Due to poor diet feces is impossible to avoid with this variety of anal sex.
Irvan: You see that sexy beast on the scooter in the cookie isle? She's a total anal slut.
Darren: You're a mother fucking Chocolate WaveRunner. Damn, I want your life.
When you force laxatives down your partners mouth while plugging her ass with your thumb and waiting for her to explode on your hand then you slap her across her face
I chocolate pablo visited my girlfriend last night that shits still on her face
The name given to cookies that are baked while being 100% topless.
Spiced up last night by making chocolate nip cookies with my significant other.
Just like the Milwaukee Chocolate Strawberry, except you don't have your friend or lover stop at shitting on your Pink Sock. You then go on to have a friend or lover ejaculate on the feces covered prolapsed anus. Its important to note that it can be the same individual or different individuals who shit and jizz on the pink mass dangling out of your asshole. It can also be multiple individuals doing the shitting and cumming. Also, it does not matter what comes first. It can be the steaming wet shit or the white hot load that gets blown on your prolapsed anus first.
"I already was dealing with a Milwaukee Chocolate Strawberry when Carl had a big wet poop on my Pink Sock. But then of course Ronnie, Tee and Corey thought it would be funny to jizz on it too. Now I'm stuck with one hell of a Cream City Chocolate Strawberry."
A breakfast food, some kind of Arkansas thing. Has the consistency of regular breakfast gravy, but tastes like chocolate.
Momma made chocolate gravy and biscuits for breakfast.
When a woman or trans man poops themselves and the poop travels down the gooch and creeps into and on the surface of the vagina.
Oopsie I just got myself a chocolate covered camel toe