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douche whale

The only thing that exceeds the amount of douoche in the doucheapotamus

I can't believe the way that guy is acting. He's gotta be the biggest douche I've ever seen.. In fact He's a douche whale.

by image969 December 31, 2008


douche fart

Anyone with the first name of Jadon

That Jadon is such a douche fart

by B_Van March 20, 2018


Douche Unit

1. A group of 2 or more people who, when by themselves, would each be individually referred to as douches and or douche bags.

2. An individual who by themselves would be what is called a Super Douche.

My boyfriend and his friends are a total Douche Unit when they hang out.

OMG, the guy that hit on me at the bar was a total DOUCHE UNIT!

by The Mouse they call Mighty November 30, 2011


Douche bans

Sunglasses worn by people inside. A popular concept among the "frat" community who wear them around their necks on "frat straps" or douche bands. It is a sign of an inflated sense of self-worth and insinuates low cognitive ability. People who wear them applaud idiotic and moronic deeds.

Normal person- "woah look at all those idiot frat boys with their douche bans on inside. How stupid are they?"
Frat boy #1-"I'm going to punch the wall for fun!"
Frat boy #2- " better put your sunglasses on, it's so bright in here you might get permenant eye damage."

by 23carlos19 October 28, 2013


douche biscuit

(of my own invention) A deregatory term used to refer to a male (or females in some cases) that are acting like utter jackasses. This term is supposed to make the person reflect on their decisions. (closely related to douchenozzle)

wow bro, this dude is being such a douche biscuit.

by Joseph and Josh Zeneli January 14, 2017


Douche cunt

Frank

Frank is a douche cunt

by Thecoolest April 30, 2022


Douche Tanker

Worse then a Douche Canoe, and guys who wear Affliction shirts

That guy is worse then a Douche Canoe, he is a Douche tanker!!

by LeanSay August 8, 2009