A type of humor characterised by its exclusionary nature. The punchline of a green humor joke is that you have a vague idea of what it might be about, but the specifics of it are incomprehensible and impossible to decipher. A good green humor joke is incomprehensible to even the teller of the joke. You can find this type of humor on r/coaxedintoasnafu or r/smugideologyman.
Green Humorist: "OKAY BLUES, TRY REPLACING THE 'SC' IN 'SCREEN' WITH 'G'. THEN WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR TAX DOLLARS."
Victim of "Joke": "Wait, what's the punchline here? It sounds vaguely political, but what does this have to do with anything?"
Green Humorist: "IDK. EVER HEARD OF GREEN HUMOUR BUDDY"
The greatest fortnite skin ever. Has two friends, fully blue kymera and fully black kymera, and sometimes fully purple kymera.
I have so many bitches, total Fully green kymera moment
graham green is a furry
"bark bark bark!"
"is that graham green?"
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Joseph Lo Truglio Is Escanor In A Green Suit Listening To Doctor Sparta's RX
my emotional support water bottle
I hold frank green tighter when I listen to frank ocean
Green Beans are a LEGUME, not a bean. Sources point to not a bean.
“Hey buddy, Are Green Beans a Bean?”
“No, I think they’re actually a legume, but aren’t classified as a bean.”
“Oh sick! How do you know?”
“Good ole Internet!”
THE nightmare on sparks drive.
You work for that crazy ass plays Eden green?