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Putting hot sauce in a condom before having sex, so that it kills the sperm, to keep the female from impregnating herself with the condom afterwards.
I'm glad I went through with the Mexican Sweater when I was with that bitch Sharon. I'm not paying alimony to that hoe.
Giving a Cleveland Steamer to your everyday toilet.
I went to the gym and had to take a dump. I chose the toilet and provided the greatest Reverse Mexican. Toilet was satisfied and provided me a complementary burp.
An old Mexican dude that snorts cocaine off the front of his property
The old porch Mexican does cocaine off the railings, his porch
Lucci the Mexican - lucci most know for his relationship with Consuela from family guy and being the body inspiration for El macho in Despicable me 2 with them thick A$$ eyebrows he should shave them down
Lucci the Mexican definition - ain’t you the Mexican that jumped the the border to go plant, avocados and pinto beans, and your next-door neighbor backyard
When you're in the car and your friend is swerving in and out of lanes and they shake your chipotle
"Stop swerving you're shaking my Mexican!"
Hiding money strange places so nobody will find it mexican babysitting .
Mexican babysitting.The prostuite always “Mexican babysitting her money . “She glued the money inside her wig. Mexican babysitting. Hides money places no one will find . Mexican babysitting hides money strange places in your house . Or other strange places no one will ever find .
What the hell is playing the mariachi music?
That Mexican Squirrel over there.