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Short Mexicans are the most racist and homophobic they can sometimes be nice but only to authority but most of the time they are annoying and making jokes thinking they are funny
Guy 1: is that a short Mexican
Guy 2: yeah I wouldn’t recommend talking to him
Guy 1: no I’m gonna call him HEY SHORT MEXICAN
Short Mexican: what do you want
Guy 2: never mind short Mexican you can go
short Mexican: nah ugly
When a man is having sex missionary style and the girl farts so hard that the mans balls slap his own asshole!
I should have never fed Sally that chili.. we were banging missionary and she ripped a fierce fart and gave me rowdy Mexican Mud Flap that had my balloon knot swollen for days!
Ethnicity of Hispanic or Latin culture with a lighter shade of skin color almost white
Damn you are so sexy
Oh really
Yeah you must be one of them light skinned Mexicans
Lmao you are fuckin funnyyy
It’s 2am. You’re sitting on the toilet after a long day of work, pants around your ankles, ready to drop a bomb. The house is silent. Everybody’s asleep. You feel your stomach rumble. Suddenly, your ass sings the magical tune of a fart. It echoes very loudly in the toilet. Everybody’s awake now.
I was so embarrassed after I caused a Mexican Earthquake!
Two Mexicans or hispanic people that are dating or in a relationship with each other
Bro look at those fucking mexican chips
When similar looking people share the same photo ID or season pass to get into events by discreetly passing backwards the first person's ID to the second after the first already entered.
Called Mexican Passback because Mexicans are both cheap (wouldn't buy an extra pass) and they all look the same.
Ricardo: (enters concert with pass, performs a Mexican Passback to Roberto)
Roberto: (hands pass to guard)
Guard: Didn't you just enter 5 min ago Ricardo?
Roberto: Yes, Hello, I am Ricardo, I just had to step out for a moment
A sexual act in which the male partner uses a strap on cucumber and places it between the woman's "biscuit." He then proceeds to take it out with the woman's jizz on it and feeds it to her in a forceful manner.
What did you do last night?
I gave my girl the Mexican Cucumber Biscuit.