North Korean Rule

also known as "North Korean Law" a rule that is not very lenient and restricts people from doing many things

California has a lot of North Korean rules

The Matrix Rule

When a movie has sequels it is almost always a fact that the first one is good and the rest are absolute shite. Called "The Matrix Rule" because it was one of the first examples of this.

"The second matrix is the best"

*is promptly executed*

"The Matrix Rule"

Rule #5

You must treat the person who you are talking to with kindness and love (not romantically though)

Jacob was being mean to the person he was talking to yesterday, that breaks rule #5!

Rule 156

Every men older than 15 years old must participate in the No Nut November.
Women can either choose to do nothing or to participate with or against men.
Failing in less than 2 (two) days will deceive all of your friends and family, but failing anywhere after that is ok as long as you did your best, it is not a shame and if one of your friend failed NNN

1: I failed NNN on the first day...
2: Rule 156 bro
(Here, 1 is a disgrace)

3:I failed NNN on the fifth day...
4: Rule 156, well done, hope you did your best
3: I sure did ! But temptation was too hard.
4: That's ok.
(Here, 3 did his best and lasted five days)

2👍 5👎

Rule 34 Account

Only exists to make funny comments or to poke fun at kinky people who like futanari or gooners who always end their message with "~"

*insert that one meme with the kid crying cuz he cant make a rule 34 account*
Why does bro need to beat his meat his this bad bruh 💀

Cardinal rule

Also known as the Cardinal Rule of Food; mentioned in the 2005 comedy “Waiting.” The Cardinal Rule is: never fuck with the person who is handling your food. Technically it’s illegal in reality because it is food tampering, however, sometimes people who work food service wish to get revenge like this on nasty Karen’s.

(A typical dinner rush at Applebee’s)
Garrett (handing food back to the kitchen staff): “We got our first Karen of the night. She ordered her steak as well-done and apparently it’s medium-well. She just broke the Cardinal Rule.”
Jeff: “She’s definitely going to get a secret ingredient along with other extra care done to her food since she’s a complete bitch!” (Reaches into his pants and yanks out a pubic hair to hide in the broccoli, then spits into the mashed potatoes, and finishes off with shaking dandruff onto the steak)
(Garrett takes the plate back while trying not to laugh)

three second rule

The rule goes as follows...
"If a food item falls to the ground and you pick it up in less than 3 seconds, you can pick it up"

*Friend drops an entire pizza upside down*
"three second rule"