Cake sand

When your pals with a girl and she ignores you once into a serious relationship. Because it could cause unnecessary friction in the new relationship.

Oh I haven’t heard off her in a while since she was seeing so n so I’m in the cake sand.

lil cake

Uses food stamps to buy rims and tires (gets repoed shortly after) pulls in parking spots so bad makes me wish his dad would have pulled out listens to melly and jadayougan and has a cock the size of mike Tyson’s forearm

Sierra: did you see that guy

Carley: that’s Jess he has a schlong dong

Ansley: yeah that’s definitely a lil cake

undercover crab cake

A girl who you would never in a million years expect to have but does in fact have an infected, un-washed, or undesirable vagina.

She appeared to take care of herself, but she straight up had an undercover crab cake.

Shit/oreo cake

A shit cake is a cake full poop or oreo.

I love shit/oreo cake.

Bozo Cake

A total dorkasaurus rex. Mid at best. Usually goes by the name of Colin

Listen bozo cakes, I'm not folding my laundry bc I'm mad gaming

Hurricane Cake

Floridian specialty consisting of decorative Icing made to look like a hurricane for a hurricane party. Blackballed by Publix grocery store management for contributing to the promotion of illicit hurricane parties. Their idea is people should evacuate to safety and not get drunk and eat cake.

That is highly debatable.

In the end it winds up never being a serious storm at all. Central Florida gets worse afternoon thunderstorms than most "hurricanes". Storms with names just last a bit longer and have more palm fronds flying about. Unless you made the worst possible decision in your property choice (I.E. on the beachside) there is literally no reason to plan on anything but some rainy weather.

Sucks that your Publix isn't cool enough to ignore the company ban and make you a hurricane cake on the low man.

REAL OR CAKE??

A TikTok challenge where the audience must decide whether or not an object about to be cut open by the influencer is real or if its made of cake.

Influencer: REAL OR CAKE?? *pulls out a baby*
Audience: o-o
Influencer: *Pulls out a knife*
Audience: THAT BETTER BE CAKE.
Influencer: Its real! :)