A slap that is given to you by your 2 best friends in private at the same time.
The people giving the slap, lick their hands and begin to slap their victim over and over.
Do you want a slobbering slap??
When a man and women slap their faces together and make out.
Tiffany sat in the back of the movie theatre to slap-face with Nathan.
Slapped patio head is referring to head that is being given on a patio. It is in reference to the gayest Smiths song ever 'Reel Around The Fountain'. If someone wants to slap you on a patio, they are probably wanting to give you the best head ever.
Sam: 15 minutes with you..
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...
When your wife or husband slaps one another's ass in the shower
My wife and I decided to slapping penguins while we shower
When a dude slaps his dick in between a person's thighs or on their body.
I should have bought her roses before salmon slapping her.
When a nigga slap yo face as he cum while cumming so hard that it covers you so completely that it can turn a nigg into stay puff marshmallow man. Frequently done to a nigga named jay when he goes to bed too early.
Jay wake up (vigorous goon slap noises)
To carelessly and utterly decimate an opponent that is much less skilled.
Alternative word to Seal Clubbing.
1. He just kept coming at me and I gave him the goon slap.
2. Wow, I just got goon slapped.