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When a guy has nasty, smelly, anal sex with his girlfriend in a sauna. After the sex session you will be extremely sweaty and ready to take a dump. The girl and the guy both take massive dumps on the griller inside the sauna and then both stand over the poop and waft the hot, burning, poop fumes for about 15 minutes.
Jason Barc and one of his ugly girlfriends have anal sex in the sauna and then poop on the griller. Then they stand over the griller and sniff the fumes for a weird sexual arousing time. There you have a sweaty stink box
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When you procede to cut a hole in a 2x2 cardboard box, place hole over your ladies face and poop in the box. remove anus, tape box closed, and let the lady wallow in the stench.
Evan: Hey, did you and her do anything fun?
Emily: fuck yeah. I gave her the hot box sex of her life.
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A fighting style developed by an Irishman that resides in upstate New York. The style requires a minimum Blood Alcohol Content of .12. The style consists of several unarmed forms as well as weapons, which include a pool stick, chair leg or a glass beer bottle.
How'd you get that black eye Jimmy?
some guy at the pub pwned me with Irish Drunken Boxing...
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when you intimately hot box your car...use your imagination
1: "want to intimately hot box in your car?"
2: "I don't know what that is though"
1: "don't worry, just park right there, I know exactly how to start you off"
*starting the intimate hot box*
...*still intimately hot boxing*
2: "Well this turned out to be a great saturday, can't believe we just did that"
1: "Yes! That just happened"
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Box of Chocolates is a name given to a phenomenon often encountered on the Internet, be it in dating services, Myspace, college forums like Campusblender.com, or anywhere where users can submit a picture of themselves for viewing. Box of chocolates refers to a picture submitted by one of these users that lacks captioning to inform the viewer of which person in the picture they are.
The coining of this term references a 1994 film adaptation, Forrest Gump, wherein the main character Forrest is sitting on a bench next to someone, and conveys to them a lesson of life that his mother taught him: "Life is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you're going to get." And much like that box of chocolates, when looking at the group picture of this individual, you never know which one you're dealing with, be it the hot chick, or one of her fattie friends surrounding her, making her look good by proxy.
"Maaan, got a Box of Chocolates here..."
"Seriously, dude, I hope for your sake it's not the one with the hooked nose..."
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1. An old theatre warmup that became such a notoriously difficult tongue-twister, that even Cards Against Humanity uses it as one of their cards.
2. A phrase to say whenever one of your friends is tongue-tied, to remind them just how bad at saying words in their own language they are.
Bailey cannot say A Box of Biscuits, A Box of Mixed Biscuits, and a Biscuit Mixer, let us all point and laugh!