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job stain- people who are small wioth a large afro and a large penis. the name job comes from the fact alot of men on the job look like this, and stain comes from the fact they are dameging the eyes of socity.
he man look at that job stain
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a hand job distributed by females named kristin. the hand job is usually preformed when the said woman falls asleep on a males lap. she will proceed to vigorously tug on your wiener in an erratic motion. the kristin hand job is very dry and will leave your dick extremely sore.
"what happened to you last night"
"well, sadly, i received the kristin hand job"
"didn't you try to stop it"
"yeah, but she was so determined"
"that must of been awful"
"it was so dry, she tore my dick apart"
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A Dirt Job Rob is an individual who achieves utilitarian principles by indulging in criminal activities.
"Hey Dirt Job Rob- Go take some pictures of the final exam for me"
"Ok"
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Struggling on your feet won't always get you a high paying job, that doesn't mean it isn't worth it to stay off your knees.
You won't be guaranteed a high paying job if you don't get on your knees, but there's already enough other people compromising everything to be a part of a collective machine that you don't have to be one more cog in it.
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The 13th april you should get a tit job from a girl if you are straight. Now you got an excuse to get a tit job.
Your welcome my friend! ;)
He: Can i have a tit job today? Her: Hmmmm He: its tit job day! She: OK <3
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A motto that Bostonian hipster women say to themselves when preparing for a job interview in order to remind themselves that boring, conservative, unattractive women are more likely to get jobs. This motto often results in hipster women removing their leggings, vans and fedoras before their interview.
"I was going to wear my favorite COEXIST T-shirt to my interview but then i remembered that Glendas get jobs."
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When a girl is riding on the back of a motorcycle with a guy driving and suddenly she's in a big hurry to get somewhere. So, she reaches around, pulls his penis out and starts stroking it. Although not official, generally the guy will accelerate the motorcycle pro rata with the rate of speed of the hand job.
The passengers on the Amish tour bus were puzzled when a dutch hand job passed them on a moped.
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