noun.
1. A kink most commonly belonging to Andie
Sophie: what's your kink?
Andie: anal snouds
2. the noises that Andrew Garfield's ex-girlfriends all make as a result of dating him
BoJack: How are you feeling?
Sarah Lynn: *anal snouds*
What happens after a night of extreme anal with or without inserting two or more items inside your anal hole.
Tim: "Oh no I think I'm getting anal leakage again"
Mason: "Wow Tim this happening everyday you have to take it easy on the Moby Huge"
Tim: "Oh no it's about to come out!"
Mason: "Tim nooooooo!"
An Anal Twat Waddle is how a female walks right after getting double penetration.
Person 1 - Dam, she is hot! I am going to ask that bitch out!
Person 2 - No, man, don't do it; she gots that Anal Twat Waddle going on.
A word to describe an old man with a micro penis.
That man is an Anal-Sanchez
Poor guy has Anal-Sanchez disease
Term coined in the deep African wildlands by native tribesmen to describe the feeling of dopamine after the Eldrich Gods beat the Roman Emperor in a duel involving two pistols, 8 oz of Mexican black tar heroin and a cow. Such a turning of the psychological tables evokes notions of sweet sustenance given by a traveller who goes only by the name "John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th" and will not appear if not addressed as such. He serves as the distributor for these confectionary items but was secretly in league with the Romans. as such, the food items have been stored in an unsightly cavity without the tribesmen's knowledge.
Abu's father - "Look Abu, John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th: the confectionary distributor of the anal variety."
When you blow into ones asshole, and it makes a sound like a trumpet
Hey lover come here and let me play your anal trumpet
When you’re doing anal and the condom gets stuck in your butt and the next time you poop, the poop comes out wrapped in the condom.
I was doing anal last night and today I pooped an anal sausage.