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The only thing that exceeds the amount of douoche in the doucheapotamus
I can't believe the way that guy is acting. He's gotta be the biggest douche I've ever seen.. In fact He's a douche whale.
Becoming physically paralyzed by an utterly douchey remark or conversation.
Person 1: "Are you overhearing the conversation about Malbec wine coming from the table behind us?"
Person 2: "Yes. It's enough to send me into douche paralysis."
a person under the age of eleven or shorter than five foot four that is a complete douche.
my ten year old brother is a douche skippy
Chess. Please ask chess. His name is way too rare.
You're such a douche wiener.
Someone who is a douche, but thinks they're not so they try to fight you. They're always tryna start fights because they're a douche.
"That douche is tryna get at me 'cause I called him a douche." "Yea thats 'cause he's a combative douche"
Describing someone who behaves in an inconsiderate and callous manner towards others; very much like a douche(bag).
He did that? That's so doucheful.
She's going on and on and it's not even her turn. That's douchefully obnoxious.
(Pronounced Doo-shay') A combination of Douche and Touché. What you say when you realize that you said something so douche-y. Usually said while cringing that you realize what a douche-bag the other person thinks you are. Very applicable to telling people you are rich or went to a top university. The emoji of slapping your forehead is used here.
I was trying to connect with my new next door neighbor about biking. So I was telling him about my bike. I said "I miss riding that bike because it is in my apartment in Paris." Thus slipping in that I have a second home overseas. Douche`!