stir the taco meat

In which a man penetrates a woman's vagina and starts to gently gyrate his hips.

My wife was feeling frisky and asked me to stir her taco meat.

Sorry I'm late my wife was feeling a little horny and asked me to stir her taco meat.

stir the taco meat- in which a man gyrates his hips after penetrating a vagina

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German Meat Bomb

A water balloon stuffed with blended, rotten, processed meat. Best used when launched from a slingshot for universal coverage.

Damn it Ryan, you hit me with a German Meat Bomb!

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Ulti-Meat Pizza

A pizza in a porno movie. When the delivery guy opens the pizza box, the pizza has a hole in the middle of it where his cock is sticking out of.

Delivery guy - "Fat Joe's pizza delivery"

Hot porno chic - "I ordered the Ulti-Meat Pizza, can you show me please?"

Delivery guy - 'opens box' "did you order Polish Sausage on that Ulti-meat Pizza?"

Hot porno chic - "YES! OH MY!"

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dead meat weekend

weekend before/during finals or some other hellish and crucial time period.

During Dead Meat Weekend, people chug so much caffeine that the vending machines are always out of mountain dew.

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meat ladel

a ladel is used to serve and because some are servants, they are a ladels. and because they are worthless pieces of meat these creatures are commonly known as a meat-ladle.

Does he know that his joggers are sucked up his ass like he has a vacum in there instead of an asshole?

All I know is that he's a meat ladel.

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Kentucky Meat Showers

An unusual phenomenon which also is a group sex act.

3 inches or less have been reported for the act except one extreme occurrence of 20-30 inches.

Also referred to as Gods Bukkake as it could get even the virgin Mary pregnant; perhaps explaining immaculate conception.

...may also describe vultures vomiting up meat over Kentucky.. but...we all know that is fake news.

God came out of the sky..must be Kentucky Meat showers. Take your birth control ladies!!

I broke Sarge everybody...must be Kentucky Meat Showers

Damn...that's a cow shaped hole in that....'boat'...Kentucky Meat Showers served again.

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use her meat

To fuck the bitch. Ram your bone in her ass/cunt.

I just met this fine ass bitch, and I'm going to let her know I want to use her meat.

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