mexican bum sniffer

When you sniff a Mexican persons bum

Yo akneehow I bet the orphan over there is a Mexican bum sniffer

Mexican friday

When you don’t get paid on time

When your boss tells you, sorry anther Mexican Friday. You will be paid on Monday

Red mexican

When a Mexican is outside and gets super sunburnt

We were out in the sun so long I look like a Red Mexican.

Mexican terminator

Some Mexican guy who wanted to be the terminator and is named Juan Sanchez

I called my friend the Mexican terminator after he terminated them tacos

Guardian mexican

For apartment dwellers; the mexican who sits in your stairwell all day constantly talking to their phone, watching videos at max volume and hawking loogies

I know im safe at home thanks to my guardian mexican

Mexican Raspado

The mexican raspado is when you go to a mexican whorehouse ,and get a blowjob from a inexperienced ,cheap whore,resulting in head rash and pain.

dude we should go to tijuana ,and get some putas,<

Ok but be careful you could get a mexican raspado and that shit hurts

Mexican Locust

A landscaping worker who uses a backpack blower.

It was a super chill day until the Mexican Locusts showed up.