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schnibbles n bits is a dual term. schnibbles refers to large men who are over protective of their food to the point that they lock their drawers and their room with a multitude of locks and combinations. bits refers to the other half of schibbles, his large and manly girlfriend who is often mistaken as his father or uncle. schibbles n bits as a whole are an unstoppable force that should never be reckoned with. if one beckens schibbles, be prepared for bits.
Schnibbles n bits
1. who locked up the pantry?
o that was schibbles
what about bits?
she ate all the food
2. hey have you seen schibbles and bits?
no hes probably locked in his room
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*at a bar, hot girl walks in with her boyfriend*
guy 1: gaddayum she fine as fuck
guy 2: yeah but she got that 6'3" dude right behind her
guy 1: the fuck? T N B bro.
guy 2: what?
guy 1: T N B.
guy 2: what does that mean??
guy 1: take a nigga bitch.
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the sound male masturbation makes
My man was caught stirring the mac n cheese in the shower last night, yo!
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This is a show on Cartoon Network that apparently everyone else here loves. Even that guy who doesn't like Kittie. Anyhow, every episode of this piece of shit show is about doing something stupid to get an amount of coinage sufficient to buy jawbreakers. One kid is supposed to be smart but everything he does sucks in the end, one kid is sort of the ringleader and is also a tool, and then there's the other kid who's too stupid for words or any practical use other than being the guinea pig and gettin' his ass hurt. Then there's some foxy jailbait cartoon girls that everyone macks on. Oh yeah there's also some douchy kid who talks to a piece of wood.
Watching Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy is kinda like shooting yourself in the face.
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When someone is about to say the forbidden word and destroy the universe
" IM GONNA DO IT, IM GONNA SAY THE N WORD," Says Donald Trump, "YOU CAN'T SAY THE N WORD, THAT'S RACIST!" Says Skipper.
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Two human figures who are sexually active at all time.
Male specie name Henry Lam.
Female specie name Annee Tran.
"Yo Antz! Where did Dirty-n-Kinky go?"
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