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April 15th day where are you give Somebody a lap dance
Jj was in a chair and was given a lap dance from Ella on April 15th on national lap dance day
May 18th is a day celebrating all the geniuses in the world for merely gifting us with their presence amongst humanity. Rise up smart people this is the day for you! If you have a genius in your friend group/ family/ school you should treat them like god on this day!
Person 1: do you know what day it is?
Person 2: May 18th?
Person 1: it’s national genius day! So you have to be extra nice to me!
Person 2: oh god...
December 22 is national lying day. GO LIE!
National Lying Day
Nick: Are you the one who ate my apple pie?
Imman:Nah it wasn't me it was Sebastian
Nick: Dont lie to me
Imman: What do you mean? It's "National Lying Day"
The way where we bully all Jennifer’s around the world.
Happy national bully Jennifer day!
February 8th
A day where we ignore all Jacobs
(more specifically Jacob Sartorius.)
I guess today’s National ignore Jacob day haha.
June 8th is national losing balls day. Dedicated to all the girls out there who choked and accidentally swallowed some balls
You sucked them too hard they fell off!
Sorry! i accidentally chocked on them
well i guess today is national losing balls day!