when door shat wasn't quite enough revenge i took the liberty of starting a second part to door shat door piss
i thought jen could use an extra shower
A term used to describe the situation when one has consumed excessive amounts of medication or substances, rendering them ineffective or wasteful. This often occurs when someone repeatedly redoses, resulting in a futile expenditure of resources.Expensive Piss - A term used to describe the situation when one has consumed excessive amounts of medication or substances, rendering them ineffective or wasteful. This often occurs when someone repeatedly redoses, resulting in a futile expenditure of resources.
Man, Tommy couldn't stop his spunion antics -sp he blew through his monthly supply in four days. He's a walking sack of expensive piss.
When you fail at cleaning your penis fully after pissing
Ben: Aww shit man
Tim: What!?!
Ben: I fucking pee wee herman piss myself!!!
Tim: Wtf-
A five dollar piss is that piss you take when you've been holding it for a longgggggggggggg time. Usually after over 3 beers. It is a piss that felt as good as finding $5 on the ground. In other words, the pleasure you get from finally letting it go would be worth $5 if you could somehow pay someone for a similar sensation.
Generally had when there isn't a good place to pee in public, and you have to wait until you are in a bathroom or approach a wooded area.
Coincides with saying "arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhh" when you finally do get to urinate.
Damn dude, I've had to piss since we started walking across this huge parking lot. I'ma go take a five dollar piss.
The line for the bathroom was so long, I ended up taking a five dollar piss when I finally got to the bathroom.
piss tingle is a satisfying shiver you get when you hold in pee. piss tingle is also know as pee shiver. The piss tingle is caused by the shiver is a result of the autonomic nervous system getting its signals mixed up between its two main divisions: The sympathetic nervous system (SNS), which controls bladder function, preventing urination.
Ive been holding my piss so long, the piss tingle is happening more often
seizuring to the point of pissing yourself
I looked at a strobe light and started piss humping myself
When you need to piss really badly you start moving your legs and it looks like you are rapidly humping the air.
Person 1: You ok there mate?
Person 2: No I'm bursting for a piss.
Person 1: Stop Piss Humping. You're humiliating.