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Pander bear

Noun: A small bear chained to Kathleen Kennedy's desk inside the Disney studios executive suite that eats caucasian actors and excretes female actors of color to replace them in films after several months of digestion.

Did you hear the Pander bear ate episode IV from Star Wars? Now han solo is a chick with dreadlocks and Chewbacca's been replaced by Awkwafina.

by Flailing Dumpster March 27, 2024


Bear Grylls' Birthday

The day on which Bear Grylls' is born. (June 7th)

A: Holy shit! It's Bear Grylls' birthday today!
B: No it's not dumbass, June 7th is tomorrow.

by i like furries eggs dee November 4, 2021


Summer bear

Somebody who thrives in the summer but also does fuck with the winter and is at his weakest point in the winter

“Damn where Ryan been at? He was wild in the summer he hasn’t shown up to school in a min.” “He’s a summer bear bro, probably hibernating rn, chill”

by Tediousten January 26, 2023


zozo bear

lesbian that lieks to eat herself out

zozo bear is fat

by friedchickenandwatrmelonblack August 12, 2024


toffee bear

one of 4 of the coolest guys in the world.

the toffee part is derived from the fact that this awesome mans skin tone resembles the colour of toffee.

the bear part is derived from the fact that he is part of an awesome bear team of hard yet incredibly cool guys. they are womanizers withsome exeptions.

see also; pombear vanilla bear and polar bear.

pomb bear: hey toffee bear have you seen vanilla bear

toffee bear: yeah man he's having sxual intercourse with that woman over there
vanilla bear: thats me done weres polar bear
toffe bear, pomb bear: dunno

by toffee bear November 15, 2009


Bear Services

Suspending Fortnite Sellers, because he don’t like people to make money.

You got suspended by Bear Services

by BearServicess October 29, 2020


MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN

THERE IS ONLY ONE COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN. HE IS THE OP-EST MAN EVER. HE'S CUTE NICE TALL HOT SEXY PERFECT AND EPIC. HE HAS THE BESTEST VOICE EVER AND MAKES AN EPIC BOYFRIEND. HE HAS A BIG DICK (his gf's is bigger tho) AND HIS MOM IS REALLY HOT. MRCOTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN HAS MORE WORDS IN HIS NAME THAN HIS IQ. HE BELONGS TO QUACKMIESTA AKA HENTAI BITCH AKA GOD FOREVER AND ALWAYS

OMG WHYS MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN SO GAHDAM HOT I SIMP

by QUACKMIESTA June 2, 2022