Basically getting stabbed up by a burger
My nan got fucking cheese murgered
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A plump, rural division III athlete whose diet tendencies are less than stellar. Diet includes, but is not limited to Arby's, soft serve ice cream, fries with ranch dressing, and blue powerade.
We just played Ultimate Frisbee against a bunch of Cheese Logs who were wheezing the whole time.
My Cheese Log roomate eats plain wonder bread while he plays COD all day.
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a midnight snack (particularly a tasty one) served piping hot
bacon and cheese is a delicious thing for your mouth and it is even better in thee summer when its tan and also you can eat chocolate sauce and sushi with it ;)
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(v) the act of pooping your pants through lace-back underwear or a thong subsequently "cheese-grating" your poop.
I sharted my pants and I was wearing lace underwear! It just went right through!!
Nah, you didn't shart, you cheese-grated yourself!
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Why does it take old women so long to pee?
It's like peeling apart a grilled cheese sandwich
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when a person smiles or laughs or has a strange facial expression.
shane was cheese caking after becky told him she was pregnant with his baby.shane was filled with joy to become a father.So then Becky started to cheese cake as well to become a mother and that shane was just as happy as her.
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She wansn't quite ready to go all the way with the new guy... luckily she had implanted the the cheese defense to stall the progress.
After calling my wife and clearing an alibi, I totally got the Cheese Defense... thank goodness it wasn't better, i might've done something I regretted.
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