s mi d

abbreviation for suck my dick -- in spanish

pronounced "ess me day"

We went to a club in Mayaguez, Puerto Rico and and all i could say to the girl was that i wanted her to "S MI D"

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D I C K S Q U A D

What happens when little dicks grow big and strong? They come together and foster an environment where one day other dicks may do the same. We are an army throbbing to the beat of a different drum. Our only mission is to fill you up inside with the warm joy of friendship and in this ecstatic release we hope you rediscover the same passion we feel. With eyes on the future and a firm grip on the present D I C K S Q U A D stays both relative and innovative.

Friend 1: Hey did you hear about the argument with John and Victor?
Fellow member: Too bad their not in D I C K S Q U A D

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The old J&D

when you happen upon a girl that has the clap and is also on her period; you must defecate in/around her vagina, proceed to have sex with her, ejaculate inside of her, then finish off by eating what you have just created.

guy 1: "i saw your ex at the bar the other night and i couldn't believe when her drunk sleazy ass wanted me to give her the old J&D"
guy 2: "filthy bitch!"
guy 1: "word."

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S A Mean D

1) First used in Cross Country meaning Suck A Mean Dick. . .

2) Used in conversation to get a girl to go away. Often associated with a commanding tone.

3) The A can be substituted for the letter of a guy or girl's name. This is used to invite a girl or guy to hook up.

1) Oh go S A Mean D!

2) You dumbass, go s a mean d.

3) S N(ick's) Mean D

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Hun P D

Hundred percent down

Want to grab a brew later?
Hell yeah, I'm hun P D

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D I B

DIB is an acronym for Do It Buddy

Lindsey has a new D I B!

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Franklin D. Roosevelt

32nd president of the United States of America and a total dipshit motherfucker who cheated on his wife, undermined the judicial branch of the Federal government (via court packing), broke the 2 terms per president norm (they made a law after this making it effectively impossible), ruthlessly undermined the opposition blaming them for the worst economic crisis in US History (the Great Depression), pushed an economic recovery plan that ended up crashing the economy again (New Deal), needed a global war to prevent his entire administration from being another shit stain on history.

“Hey you know that guy who tried to completely destroy the Checks and Balances system of American Democracy?”

“Oh yeah Franklin D. Roosevelt”

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