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(Pronounced Doo-shay') A combination of Douche and Touché. What you say when you realize that you said something so douche-y. Usually said while cringing that you realize what a douche-bag the other person thinks you are. Very applicable to telling people you are rich or went to a top university. The emoji of slapping your forehead is used here.
I was trying to connect with my new next door neighbor about biking. So I was telling him about my bike. I said "I miss riding that bike because it is in my apartment in Paris." Thus slipping in that I have a second home overseas. Douche`!
The Apple Store, mecca to hipster douchebags everywhere.
"Look at all the pilgrims to Douche Mecca today."
When you go to play roulette at the casino, and the spinner is a total douche at spinning the ball.
Jim: "do you know that tall blonde guy at the casino"
Bill: "yeah hes a a total douche spinner"
1. Famous djs who are djs because they are famous. Have no idea what talent is required in a dj booth because they are too busy being famous.
2. People who use their money, fame or influence to fuck up a party for everyone else because they want to hear what they want to hear.
1. "Paris Hilton claims to be a top 5 dj, and I agree, she is one of the top 5 douche jockeys in the world!"
2. "I wish those douche jockeys in VIP would stop getting my favorite dj kicked off the decks because he's not playing Flo-Rida."
A place where a crowd of douches, or multiple douche crews, meet. This can include trendy clubs, large apartment pools, or sports bars.
Oh my God! This place has turned into a total douche station!
"hey dude want to play with my douche flute?"
or
"yo look at dose douche flute they so awesome, maybe we can play with one another's douche flute"
A musical instrument used by woman while cleaning there hoochie.
The sexy bar tender went home and used a Douche Flute while playing along to her favorite music.