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To truly consummate a marriage in Mexico, you must eat your fiancé out at the pool at high noon the day following the marriage proposal.
That dude nailed the Mexican marriage proposal, he at the shit outta that pussy at the pool the next day.
A sex act involving a man with pencil thin mustache and a stick of butter. After rubbing the stick of butter on a bloated woman’s stomach he will then finger her butthole.
Mark Mexican sonogrammed that bitch Kirstin last Tuesday.
If you’re people like me, you probably have that one Mexican who’s living off your really wealthy grandfather who currently has dementia and forgets stuff within five minutes. She uses this as a strategy to get away with anything fucked up that she does. That includes destroying a perfectly healthy white family, uses him to get Sonic every week, gets him to take her wherever she wants whenever she wants, doesn’t give him his medicine so that his dementia gets worse so he won’t remember anything, tricks your family into thinking there’s gonna be a pool party especially for your cousin who recently lost his dad but then to your surprise as you pull up, the pool looks like Shreks Swamp and nobody’s at the house, and constantly reminds your grandfather about his son moving towns over in which he forgets about it within five minutes but that five minutes is like a living hell for him. If you can relate, you’re not alone so just stay strong and throw her in the pool and let her drown. She can’t swim!
Grandson of a legend
“Dude what that Beaner did is so not cool!”
His cousin who is also the Grandson of a legend
“Yeah man I know she’s outta control!”
Grandson of a legend
“If we stand tall, that bitch ass beaner won’t let us down no more!”
His cousin who is also the Grandson of a legend
“LETS THROW HER IN THE POOL!!”
Grandson of a legend
“FUCK YEAH, AVENGING ALL OUR FAMILY WHO SHES DESTROYED!!”
That one Mexican
“Wait what are y’all doin, wait, AHHHHHHHH, HELP ME!”
The whole family just sits back with popcorn as they watch her drown like it’s a movie
Covering your hands in jalapeño or hot sauce before masturbating.
Juan quickly finished preparing his burrito and made sure to cover his hands in hot sauce before giving himself a Mexican Neighbour.
An absolute man that you creme in your pants every time you see him. He just makes everyone bisexual so he can fuck them with his 20 foot dick.
Mexican Mason is a complete Lover.
A common term often used to describe an absolutely loaded bottle of Corona; specific ingredients consist consisting of 1 added shot of tequila, topped off with 1 sizzling perc and/or xanax dropped into the libation.
Aye bruh whip me up one of those Mexican Time Bomb jawns...I’m finna get goofy and lit AF so I can loosen up.
When someone decides to repay you for giving them a dirty sanchez by kissing you...
Dammit! The bitch gave me a mexican smooch when she realized I hit her with a dirty sanchez.