A simp is one of the most powerful things on the planet. They have a strong energy that emits the noticing of simpual power. Simping for someone can mean to be in love with someone so much that you would do anything and I mean ANYTHING for them.
"Hey that girl is hot" "bro your a simp"
A male who worships and idolizes a female. A simp will shower said female with cash and compliments and put her on a pedestal above others.
Ex.1 That boy just gave her $100 and they ain’t even dating, he must be a simp
Simp Simpleton
"Simp" is a word invented by losers to supposedly taunt the guys who can actually get some girl to go out with them.
Squirrel. In. My. Penis
it when a squirell is right next to ur penis and make you look like a clown in front of a girl
him 1 : see a chick and like her *flurts*
him 2 : SIMP
Kevin: Hi Cris.
Cris: Hi simp
Kevin: I’m not a simp
Cris: Ok, Hi idiot