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A female, usually Brunette whose bloodlines can often be traced back to that of Jersey/Geordie women. The Kard Rat Idololises the superficial world and look of the Kardashian family.
The Kard Rat looks like she has been punched in the mouth and just loves it!
While most normal people want to avoid looking like they've had an allergic reaction to shellfish, the kard rat sees her swollen monkey lips as a sign of beauty and a show of power.
Passing her overweight body off as thick. She lies to herself and others about abusing her body with empowering female phrases like "real women have curves" or "bootay goalsss". Skin colour varies from fake orange to fake mud... great tits, completely nocturnal and survives soley on a diet of "likes"...
"Hey bro you should have a crack at that brunette with the huge ass tittaysss"
"Yeah nah she's a Kard rat man, ill have a few more drinks and tell her I'm a DJ on my way out"
Every October 11th, National Rat Lucy occurs. If you want to participate, feel free to do a finger gun on your temple, then bite you lip. Bonus point if you have a short fringe
"Happy National Rat Lucy Day! "
Rats that live on pavement and, most commonly, streets. Like sand rats and the other variations of “rat” they are hostile if not fed goldfish and/or soda.
If you don’t pour the rest of your coke on the grounds the street rats will take you down.
Someone that isn't hood, didn't grow up in one, and/or has never seen one except in movies but adores it so much they try and mimic the lifestyle.
"Wassup, cuh?"
"Bro shut the fuck up. Fucking street rat."
Otherwise Known as Jake Kuhse. He's short has a spot on the back of his head and is dangerous if with other rats/squirrels. If seen please contact the Cross Country Team.
A North American Spotted Tailess rat is short, furry, spotted and dangerous, be careful.