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When you put both you balls sticking out through the top band of your underwhere and you tap them both with your palm causing the ticking time bomb
hey look
Ewwwwwwww
Kaboom bitch you just got ticking time bombed
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1. You knock someone to the ground, pull down your pants, sit on their face, and fart. Then yell something completely random, stupid, or funny.
2. The type of shit that practically slides out of your ass like the Bat Mobile and creates a splash so huge that you need a towel to wipe your butt with.
1. He pissed me off, so I dropped an atomic ass bomb on him and yelled HERE'S JOHNNY!
2. Damn it, not again! Fuck!....umm..Mom?
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You know that boss enemy in a video game that you can't get past no matter how many sticky bombs or throwing knives you toss at it? It always finds a way to take your face and give it a nice little sitting area on it's mantle. That would be a flamethrowing atomic bomb. Sort of like the "Golden Egg" scenario.
A Flamethrowing Atomic Bomb is an impossible-to-defeat-without-sever-repercussions entity in a video game or in real life that, no matter how many solutions you may toss at it, turns out just won't go down without fucking other shit up.
In a video game scenario:
Average Guy 1: Oh, my god! I'm up to Level 22 with that one boss.
Average Guy 2: Ahh, that guy's a Flamethrowing Atomic Bomb.
AG1: WTF?! I got killed on the first shot?
AG2: Told you, my turn.
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In a real life scenario:
Guy 1: God, Mr. Dink is a fucking flamethrowing atomic bomb.
Guy 2: Why's that?
G1: He wants me to complete all of these TPS Reports by Thursday but I already explained to him that's not my department!
G2: Huh..What does that have to do with a flamethrowing atomic bomb?
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An alcoholic beverage consisting of 50% vodka and 50% Red-wine. Russians are usually the only people to drink this drink, as we all know. russians love there vodka
Bar tender: what can i get you sir?
you: can i have a russian Time-Bomb please.
Bar tender: coming right up.
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Its when you send a bunch of your contacts a text(s) in the middle of the night and its there waiting for them when they wake up.
I sent all my contacts in my phone a TIME BOMB TEXT explaining that I got a new phone number at 2:am. The next morning my new phone was CELLIFIRED, becasue they text me so much to say they got it. A few of my contacts DEFUSEXTED while I was sending them out and I had to re send them, becuase they were still up.
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1. To get laid, as in to have intercourse. Also, the direct translation is to explode your penis in a vagina. AKA 'B (up arrow) D' or the most reknown way of writing it is to draw a bomb, with an (up arrow), then a dildo, or a penis-like object.
2. Used as slang for everything, and anything.
3. Can also be combined with other words, such as "bomb up shop", "bomb up school", "bomb up poop". Origins are only known to Adrian Pierce and Adam Simpson of HHS Class of '05.
"BOMB UP DIL!!!" ; used as a shout-out.
"I got bombed-up-dill with that chick last night."
(seen as a defacement on public property)
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It's where you when your fucking a girl in the pussy. You spread her pussy wide open, squat over her pussy and take a fat shit in it. After that, you keep punching her in the pussy until shit comes out of her mouth and you lick the shit out of her mouth. Finally after that you you put that huge dick in her mouth and throat fuck her until she chokes and dies. Then you shit and piss on her body and flea to Mexico to live a happy life until someone butt rapes you which cause's you to kill you self by blowing your dick of with a gun
Mike: I heard the Bumbling Uncle performed a booty butt bombing on gaby
Joe Biden: yea I heard he killed himself blowing his dick of f with a gun in Mexico
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