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the act of taking a dump and cumming from the bowel movements
excuse me i need to take a sticky brown eye
There must be something wrong with that big red eye...everyone's been waiting for five-plus minutes for it to change!
The brief calm one feels between episodes of personal chaos.
Found out yesterday my mistress is pregnant. My wife will probably find out tomorrow on Facebook. So today I’m just gonna get drunk and try to take advantage of the brown eye of a shitstorm.
Out my eye is used when you want someone to fuck off or get out of your face
Mom: do your laundry
Me: out my eye mom
When a crazy asian bitch gives you the evil eye for no fuckin reason other than being non-asian, poor at math, taller than them or because you stole their bae at the club.
Yo, you see that short little asian girl with the eye glitter? She dropped that taiwanese stink eye on me when I was hooking up with her friend at the bar.
When you cum on a girls face while she is asleep, getting it all over her eyes and then it dries and causes them to mat shut, so she calls into work the next day thinking she has pink eye
Keri called into work today and thinks she has pink eye, yea maybe pink jizz eye